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“Joaquin is an impressive actor. We met every day before the shoot started, to discuss our characters. That’s when I met him for the first time. He...”

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voldemortandco:

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Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than...

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That honestly could not have gone any better.

You’ve never heard someone be so enthusiastic about time management skills as I just was.

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Posts tagged "snl"

because this is a mandatory thing to have on your tumblr now.

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While her final graduation sketch was only a fake ceremony, the look on her face resembled many mixed emotions I’d seen exactly three years before sitting at my own college graduation: Excited faces of students who knew the purpose of going to college was to eventually graduate and move on to bigger things with the knowledge and practice they’d acquire, terrified faces of students who just realized that the purpose of going to college was to eventually graduate and move on to bigger things, nostalgic faces of students who already missed the friends they were sitting next to and smiling, glowing faces acknowledging that they’ve just had the most fun of their entire life. Or maybe it was more the face of a spring allergy sufferer in a windy field of pollen.

HelloGiggles – How Kristen Wiig Made Me Cry

Ah, Chevy Chase. Still totally sociopathic in how he completely just rearranges his version of the world so that he can pretend he’s not a total asshole.

Also, Jane Curtin, you HBIC.

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Taran Killam Does His Best Robyn Impression at 4:30 am on SNL’s Writing Night

With bonus flashlight rave from Bobby Moynihan, Vanessa Bayer, Sarah Schneider, and Abby Elliot.

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#THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME.

you make me want to light myself on fire

Guys, Bobby Moynihan can just wave a flashlight around and I think it’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me. Also I love Killam.

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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DOES IT SOUND LIKE VANESSA BAYER IS DOING A DIFFERENT VOICE TO ANYONE ELSE?

I FEEL LIKE I’M TAKING CRAZY PILLS. THIS J-POP SKIT IS BEING RUINED BY HER.

These are showing up at the Google Headquarters live screen right now, courtesy of the Boyfriend and I

“why is vanessa bayer so boring?”
“why is vanessa bayer’s stupid face so….why?”
“vanessa bayer is just terrible” —> that’s actually the first thing on autocomplete
“why does vanessa bayer think she can do more than one voice?”

marchtember:

Learn English with John Mulaney and Mad Men previews.

Man, this was so excellent.

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Do you guys know how badly I want to see Amy Poehler do a skit of the Dakota Fanning Talk Show now that Elle has made it so big?

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thedailywhat:

This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: What’s that? More Andy Samberg? OBKB: “Sesame Street’s Bert continues his interview with comedian and Saturday Night Live cast member, Andy Samberg, this time tackling the important subjects of bottle caps, paper clips and pigeons.”

[sesamestreet.]

Earlier: Part 1.

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For the Boyfriend. I’m sorry our long weekend is over, babe.

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